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Grab the bulb to file Form 11-G: Mandatory Wiggle Compliance.
RR APPROVED

ROACH REPUBLIC

Form 0-A: Crevice Skitter Authorization Request

How to Play (Public Notice): Move your comrade cockroach with mouse (desktop) or joystick (mobile). Survive as long as possible and keep collecting crumbs.

Avoid State Action: Dodge chappals, stay out of Bygone pest spray gas, and escape torch sweeps. In this republic, every spotlight is an inquiry commission.

Collect Benefits: Grab crumbs for health, grease shield for temporary immunity, and speed boost for emergency manifesto-level running.

Bureaucratic Reality: Popups are compulsory paperwork. Clear them fast for points, or let them expire and pay the usual inefficiency tax.

Flip the heavy-duty switch below to begin
your five-year survival plan.

Ministry Steering Directive

Emergency Order 19-B: Flip to approve nationwide darkness.